God

Only god gets to say Looking in the eye with a little arrogance, “you’re fired”, while flipping his quarter pounder hair Like a Big Mac, striking fear through every muscle On the chin and cheek. And still there’s something about God That you just cannot ignore. Like the mogul heart and boyish twitter account, A…

Mini Skirt

The hem line That makes boys become thieves Of glances and perverts, of their Own curiosity. What stands miniature In stature and is pulled down With great difficulty And yet sways in the gentlest mistral. The short and the shortie That makes Danny De Vito look tall And a little underwear a peekaboo. And this…

Spoon

When you’re a tiny toddler Who’s just found his feet and bum You learn the art of the spoon When your mommy feeds you And you in turn feed mommy Just to make a mouthful stand. A symbiosis of feeding each other Some pureed vegetables. And you learn later on, That making love is no…

Superman (A Humor Poem)

Superman in bed is just a myth love, Why, haven’t you seen That tiny bulge in his undies? And his little armed soldiers Too are too stuffed To get a little momentum going. The last thing you’d want is Superman endorsing a fertility clinic Or the sperm bank. It ain’t that good love! And still…